Greek-English translations for μαλακία

wankI was so embarrassed when my mother caught me wankingShe wanked me in the morningHe’s having a wank!
bonerWhy do guys get boners when they wake up in the morning?He really pulled a boner that time!

derpI put chips in my soup instead of crackers. Derp.
fapping
hand job
malarkeyI decided it was a bunch of malarkey and stopped reading about halfway through
masturbationMasturbation is our first and natural form of sexual activity and if thats inhibited or damaged, then we suffer for the rest of our lives. ―Betty Dodson
moonshineThey watered down the moonshineHe was talking moonshine

son of a bitch“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch.” — attributed to various people, such as Jack Nicholson and Richard Jeni "This son of a bitch won’t move!" Marty exclaimed as he grappled with the supermarket cart.

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